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About a week ago my grandma was complaining that she was dying. But you see, every day in my house for the past five years, grandma is dying. So, whenever she would ask my mother to take her to the hospital... "You're full of shit!" my mom would say. Grandma would curse her out, and try again the next day. This would go on for years and years. But last week, the unthinkable happened... Grandma died. I never thought I would say those words. At least, not so soon. I feel like it was just yesterday that we were eating dinner at a diner at 3:00 and she was putting sugar packets and silverware in her purse. She said it was for the dog!

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Yep, that was my Grandma. She’s made me laugh more than any movie, sitcom or comedian ever has. Whether it was prank calling my mom just to see what she was doing, pouring hot water in cold apple juice or telling my fat uncle “Don’t get up, you’ll have a miscarriage!” I could always count on her to make me smile. Although, some things will always puzzle me; like why she would call the cops if she didn't hear from my mom in a couple of hours. But I guess that's just what Jewish mom's do... right? (Please say yes). It’s like that person once said, God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. (Note: I have no idea who said that, I just googled Jewish mothers, and that’s what came up). She was your typical old Jewish grandma. You know, like George Costanza's mom. She was the patriarch of my crazy family, the one who started it all! And I'm not sure if I ever told her, but she was my inspiration. She always believed in me no matter what and was always my biggest fan. But if there's anything she's taught me, it's that each and every one of us is crazy in our own way. But so what? At the end of the day, that’s what makes us special. I am lucky enough to have an amazing family who has an incredible sense of humor that will help us get through anything, and I think it’s safe to say it’s all because of Grandma Rita.

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-We've been dating for so long, it only seemed like the next step! This is probably the dumbest reason of them all! There's no relationship schedule. If you feel like you're in a rush, or if he's in a rush, there's something fishy going on. Make sure to find out if he was born in this country. -I want to plan a wedding and get drunk Women everywhere have dreamed of their wedding day ever since they were a little girl. But that's not an excuse to go ahead and plan a wedding for thousands, or millions of dollars, only to end up getting divorced a few years later, because most likely you aren't a Kardashian, and if you are, I'm on Twitter!! -I want to move out of my parents’ house! Yeah, you really should! But getting married isn't the way. Get a job and move in with a friend. Haven't you ever watched Three's Company or Sex And The City? Having a roommate is way more fun! -I want to have sex all the time Sure, who doesn't? But you can still be in a relationship and have sex all the time. Or have one night stands. Or become a prostitute. See, there's plenty sex to go around! -I felt bad saying “no” Really? Because you'll feel even worse giving that ring back eventually. Just sayin'

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If you have a crush and you want to find out more about them, it's pretty easy to get the 411. There's Google, Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, Foursquare, Youtube, Linkdn, blogs… is that enough? People who aren't stalkers become stalkers, and people who are stalkers, only have more ammunition to find what they are looking for. With so many advances in technology, it's hard not to stalk someone that you're interested in. How many times have you clicked on your crush's Facebook page and looked at their pics? How many times have you google'd your date? How many times have you checked to see where your boyfriend is on Foursquare? Yes, we've all done it. Whatever happened to the days of driving past someone's house to see if they were home! Now, all you have to do is log on to Twitter, Facebook or Foursquare and you'll know exactly where they are and what they are doing. Sometimes I just wish we could go back to the days of Zack Morris phones. Life was so much easier back then. Is it better to know absolutely everything about your significant other, or is it better to be left to the imagination?

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Unfortunately, lots of people these days get married for all the wrong reasons. Here's a list I've compiled and if you feel like one of these reasons pertains to you, them umm, you probably shouldn't get married! And if you are married, did U get married for a stupid reason? -All of my friends are getting married, I'm just getting drunk! So what if everybody that you know is getting married? It doesn't mean that you should too! If everyone that you know masterbated to the Jonas Bros CD, would you do it too? Yeah, I didn't think so. And if you do know people who do that, then they shouldn't be your friends to begin with. -I want a baby No you don't! Babies are annoying and will change your life. If you want a baby go and babysit for a kid that you will eventually have to give back at some point.